I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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