Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Knock knock Come In.......

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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