Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Six million.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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