- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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