Win and Beau have no friends

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Women have the right to vote.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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