- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

I hate blackniggers

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Hippopatomous!

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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