There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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a man walks into horse bar

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Women's rights.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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