- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

I hate blackniggers

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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