What's a small person? A midget

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Penis

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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twilight

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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