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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

guess what chicken butt

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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