A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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I am on a escalator.

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Hearpin my durp

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Who is a knob? ross d

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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