- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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