Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Women's Rights.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Smart Blondes

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marshal sterio had sex

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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