Reed is poopin

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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