Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Bloody kids ...

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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