- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

The game!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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