a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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who smells? •Liam

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Hi.

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Stop being a centipede

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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