- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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