- Anti Joke

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

this girl died

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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