Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

want a balloon? yeah

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

How much did the Holla Cost?

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