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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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