- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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