An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

obama

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

This is not a joke.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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