- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Justin Bieber having an erection.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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