The cow went moo

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

feces

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

So. The gays. ...

why did i fall? i got pushed!

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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