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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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whats your name? bumder:)

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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