- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Dubstep < Music

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

how did the little girl die cancer

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

poop

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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