What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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