On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Knock Knock Come in

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

a catholic priest and a young boy

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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