- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

womens rights

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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