Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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women playing football?

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knock, knock. come in.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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