how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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