Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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