Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

c+t+c?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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