- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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