Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Smart Blondes

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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