Dancing Potatoe!

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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