Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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