A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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