Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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What is the difference between a duck?

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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why?

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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