How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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I am on a escalator.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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