- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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