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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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