A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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This is not a joke.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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