Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Mitt Romney.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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good one jess !!

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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