2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Farts smell bad!

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Anti Joke

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