Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Hey, Max!!

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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a retard lost...

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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