Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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