Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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