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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Hi my name is Jim

good one jess !!

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Dancing Potatoe!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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