Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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women have rights

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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