- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Where do babies come from? My garage

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

A snake walks into a bar

I like hats XD!

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

she wasn't 18

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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