Women have the right to vote.

Vagina ass.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Women's rights

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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