A black man walks into a book store.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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