What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

I'm gay. No homo.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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