What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Spinabifita

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

fack me!

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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