- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

LOL May Wong

George Bush does not care about black people.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

You smell like shit

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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