What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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