Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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