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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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