- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

knock knock come in

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??