- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

George Bush does not care about black people.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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