Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Hearpin my durp

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Women's rights

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

So a black man hails a taxi...

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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