a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Which one is hardest?

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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