- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

knock, knock. come in.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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