How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Anti Joke

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