- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

asian drivers.

Knock knock. Come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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