- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

pickle juice?

knock knock!! kanye west

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

I'm gay. No homo.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Sonic

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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