Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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whoa there

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Thank you for helping to save the animals. You may send your donation as a check to "Anti-Joke" at 555 Main Street, Anytown, CA.

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If you are my friend like it!

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Bake until golden at 375

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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