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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Women's rights

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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