So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Black people

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

knock knock ... no one was in

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Yes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

women have rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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