A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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