What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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