how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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knock knock who's there police

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Your mother is a man.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Facebook...

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Weiner

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Anti Joke

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