A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

PENlS.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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