get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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I tell an anti joke!.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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