If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Hi my name is Jim

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Joe Biden

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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