A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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poop

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Bake until golden at 375

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