Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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who farted your mother

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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