- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Worst joke ever

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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