A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Cold camel scrotum.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Anti Joke

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