- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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