Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Johnson stops eating

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Anti Joke

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