Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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womens rights

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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I can Nazi

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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