- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

knock knock

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Yes. Just Yes.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Ouch.

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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