- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

I had my period 3 days ago.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

ugh good riddance

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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