Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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