- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

knock knock come in

Sonic

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

^that joke a piece of shit

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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