What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

1 + 1 = 3

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

Win and Beau have no friends

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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