Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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sarah taylor

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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women playing football?

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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1 + 1 = 3

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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