- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Women.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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