where are you?

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Nock Nock It's open.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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