What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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