What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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