whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

KKK

the real mccoy

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

The Pope

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

NASCAR

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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