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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

What is the best part about football The scoring

whats brown and smells like shit shit

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back