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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Yo mamas so fat

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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