- Anti Joke

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

How many dislikes can this get?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

How many cows say moo? All of them

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead