- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Republicans

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

1+1 =? Too

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

how do you confuse a blond?

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

PUDDING

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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