Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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raping black women

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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women's rights

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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women playing football?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Anti Joke

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