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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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