What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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The cow went moo

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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