- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Penisland

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

You should never talk to strangers.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

ginger

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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