A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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this is a joke

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Women.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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