- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Nicolas Cage's acting.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

i cant think of one.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Women's sports.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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