How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

A Frenchman stays and fights

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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